Thursday, September 11, 2014

Jessica and randomness

I have been prone to posting the random hilarity of Jessica's statements on Facebook lately.  Last night, I posted this gem:

Jessica: "That's it, I want a TV show with Richard Horvitz, Tom Kenney, Jonah Vasquez, Morgan Freeman, Gary Busey, and Nicholas Cage. That is my dream team."

Ok - so seriously.  This happened.  In line at Burger King with no rhyme or reason, she spits out this gem.  She is 11, and can understand that Gary Busey and Nicholas Cage totally belong in the same category, but can't do division. Wait -what??  Although what intrigues me most of her use of "That's it" - like she has been struggling with this whole concept for days.  She reached her boiling point and HAD to share this awesomeness with the world.

And, just in case you don't know - Tom Kenney is the voice and creator of SpongeBob, Richard Horvitz created Invader Zim (her current obsession), and Jonah Vasquez is - well - I don't know.  I am going to have to Google that one.  My guess is that he creates some of the air cartoon that she has discovered on YouTube

I got 7 likes, and a comment from my Dad on that status update. 

He asked:
"would you ever just like to peak inside her head and see what's going on in there?"

Um, yes??!!??  I think if I could get a grip on the inner mechanisms of Jessica's brain I would be astounded and scared all at the same time.

Below are a list of her randomness - love that kid!

 "Could someone make a Kickstarter to make Full House into an Anime?"

Jessica, randomly from the other room: "We don't talk about Middle School in this house!"

The bus comes (for the first time this year), Jess walks outside and yells "YOLO!"
 
                Jessica on day 2 of the new school year with her Invader Zim shirt